Hints to Earthly Hosts and Hostesses

 

Recognize your smallest children

as dignitaries from another place

whose customs do not include the recent

 

maintenance of that most awkward

appurtenance, a body in a gravity well:

were the Vulcan ambassador to lurch

 

suddenly, dropping his anchovy fork,

you would hardly cuff him upside the head

or caterwaul over his faulty bowel control.

 

Confined to that immobile wrapper

the newly-arrived soul may thus concentrate

on tuning to earthly rhythms and checking

 

the emotional barometer, just as a seasoned

traveler may put in with a family abroad

rather than dash for the first tourbus;

 

should you realize that your new guest

has not yet mislaid her telepathic gifts,

learning to replace them with the tiresome

 

movement of puffs of air over glottal spasms,

you will be spared much unnecessary embarrassment

later, when she confronts you with your baser impulses.

 

Finally, remembering that your visitor

has a rich and honored history that precedes

his brief but significant stay in your household,

 

that her interests may bear slight relation

to your sometimes irrelevant actions (you are not,

of course, privy to her complete itinerary)

 

you will not make the common but inaccurate

presumption that your genes, blood, and so forth

automatically make him "yours" any more than

 

you'd believe the trousers you bid him wear

determine his current gender. "Parents"

who see beyond the mirror of flesh

 

make the best companions. But, after all,

isn't that why, out of Baedecker's many listings,

she picked you?

 

(c) Linda Eisenstein

Published in The Listening Eye, 1999