UNGRATEFUL

by Linda Eisenstein

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 Comedy/drama

10 minutes

1F

20's & up

Stood up by her lover in a theatre lobby, a woman suddenly comes to grips, in mid-rant, with the relative privileges in her life. Comedy/drama.

  • Published in The Best Women's Stage Monologues of 1997 (Smith & Kraus, 1998)
  •  EXCERPT

     

    You know, I don't mean to be ungrateful. Really. I don't. It's not the way I was raised. "Be grateful for small favors." Grandma used to say stuff like that all the time. When you'd complain about some injury, like a teacher was nasty, or your feet hurt, she'd shrug and say "some people don't have any legs." Or, "people are starving in Armenia", she'd say, as she filled your plate with food you didn't want.

    Well, they're starving in Armenia again, Grandma. And in Bosnia, and Chechnya, and a bunch of other places I can barely pronounce, but they all sound like places my grandmother could have been from. I could be from there. I could be living in one of those places now, starving and ducking bombs, if my grandmother hadn't gotten the hell out. Gotten out when she was still an ungrateful girl herself. A servant girl, who refused to listen to some priest's sermon about her duty. A hungry servant girl, who stole meat from her master's dog.

    I figure that must be why we're all so ungrateful, so restless here. America is bubbling over with the genepool of the people who wouldn't sit still. We're all the children and grandchildren and great-grandchildren of the ones who refused to sit and take whatever was dished out. So we're all congenitally ungrateful, you and I. We sit in our houses surrounded by riches and privilege and every convenience and advantage, bitching and moaning our heads off. (CONTINUES )

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