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Ridiculous-style farce. 15 minutes 5F, 1M (cross-gender possible) 20's-40's Lust and laughter on the fjords: a married woman pines for her long-lost "sailor" in this campy Ibsen parody full of unexpressed longing and repressed desire.
- Productions: Love Creek One-Act Festival, Harold Clurman Theatre (NYC); TOSOS II (NYC)
- Readings: TOSOS II (NYC); atwOUT!, Actors' Theatre of Washington (D.C.)
Ellida (Kelly Fisher), Dr. Wanker (Bob Cruz), & Miss Ballestad (Mary Louise Mooney) in the TOSOS II production. Photo by Doric Wilson.
"TAn Ibsen spoof in which a number of familiar stock characters from the master playwright's canon are twisted (but only a little) into unfamiliar shapes ... . - nytheatre.com Order a script
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We must talk, Ellida. Dearest Arnholm. Always so serious. I've spent so many years in silence. Don't be absurd, Fanny, you never shut up. Why did I? Perhaps because I knew. That your heart belonged to another. I used to lie awake thinking -- if only I had the courage to speak. Fanny, dear, we're friends. If only... And you've imagined the rest. Then I heard you had married Dr. Wanker. Was he the one you were waiting for? I couldn't believe it. Wanker? (laughs a tinkling little laugh) I knew it! Though he is kind. What kind I'm not sure. No. It was...a sailor.
I didn't know what was happening to me. Those rippling muscles. Those smouldering eyes. I had never felt like such a woman before. It was as though I had no will of my own. I was helpless to stop myself. Ah, you'll never know the freedom I felt in that slavery.
But I could offer you...a life of the mind. We have so much in common, Ellida. We can even wear the same sweaters. (as she dances) Sometimes, Fanny, a woman wants...something hard. Sometimes she needs to be overwhelmed, knocked down like by a pounding surf. Drowned by a will greater than her own, like a riptide. No. I can't give you that. I can only offer you a life of mutual respect. Intellectual challenge. Folk songs by Olivia Records. Tough titty.
Someday a ship will come into that harbor, and out of the sea it will come: My destiny. My fate. Until then, I wait.
And wait, and wait.
(muttering) Why, why, why? ALWAYS the unavailable ones. Why, why, why?
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