[KARA has just brought home an Easter Basket to
DENISE.]
KARA
Hold it! Just give me two minutes, Denise, and we'll unveil
Mr. Bunny, the caramel eggs, the Peeps --
DENISE
You got Peeps, too? Ooh, you rock.
KARA
But no peeking until I get back in here. Promise?
DENISE
Hurry up, then.
KARA exits into next room. DENISE waits for a moment or
two, then begins rummaging through the packages.
DENISE
Where is it? Bunny, your ears are mine!
KARA (o.s.)
I mean it, Denise, no peeking.
DENISE pulls a box out of one of the bags. She stands shocked,
in disbelief.
DENISE
What the hell?? (opens the box, recoils) Oh my God!
KARA enters, sees DENISE staring at the box in horror.
KARA
Oh shit.
DENISE
Kara, what the --!
KARA
I told you not to - damn it.
DENISE
What the hell are you doing, bringing this home?
KARA
My waiting period was over.
DENISE
Oh, and so you thought this would be a great addition to the
Easter basket - Mr. Bunny, Peeps, and a Saturday night special?
KARA takes it out of the box - it's a revolver, small,
black.
DENISE
Don't touch it!
KARA
Christ, it's not a snake, Denise. (flipping open the chamber)
See, it's not even loaded.
(CONTINUES)