You know the worst thing about being a Libra? Now, I'm not
complaining -- it's mostly just peachy living under the sign
of Venus. We're wonderful lovers, we're funny, we're attractive,
and smart, and we're fabulous lovers, and we're charming, and
upbeat, and fun to be with, and we're TERRIFIC lovers and...oh,
did I say that already? Well, it's true. No one is more creative
in bed, darling, it comes with the territory.
No, the only truly terrible thing we have to live with --
it's the logo! I mean, just look at it! It's totally and utterly
beneath us. Not some attractive woman with a pitcher of water,
or a lion, or tiger, or I could even accept a goat, thank you
very much, but, I mean -- SCALES? It's not even an animal, it's
just this hideous object. It looks like an ad for a law practice,
for God's sake. Scales! Is it any wonder that every single Libra
I know flirts with an eating disorder, or a weight problem? Oh,
yes, darling, when you live with Venus, you have to accept that
Curves 'R' Us. It's part of the cosmic programming. (CONTINUES
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